<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Chateau Heartiste]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[CH]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://heartiste.wordpress.com/author/roissy/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[How To Know You Have The Tightest&nbsp;Game]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>You use fake photos* in your online dating profiles and still manage to gently persuade shocked and confused dates to relinquish the poosy.</p>
<p>Details available upon inquest.</p>
<p>*gotta keep the heat off your tail</p>
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