The Soypocalypse “believes women”. They’ve had a lot of experiencing believing women when women tell them they’re not interested in them “that way”.

And, yes, the middle soy in the red vest, who looks like he’s tucked his thumb into his fist, is sporting a patch that resembles the international symbol of pedophilia.

Taking bets on which one of these nancyboys is first to be accused of sexual harassment.