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<p>Thousand cock stare. She went cross-eyed from all the shofars pushing her face in.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s hope her threat is a promise. Dodged a shameful garbage hour hookup there. This is what winning feels like.</p>
<p>PS You don&#8217;t even have to ask.</p>
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<p>PPS a comment by greinaurora that puts the kippah on a pike:</p>
<blockquote><p>When the [special people] accept that the almighty gave them their chance at redemption and they went with &#8220;kill dat sucka&#8221;, felt no remorse about it, and rewrote their ancient religion to revolve around hating christians&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; when they really come to terms with the fact that they&#8217;re NOT the chosen people&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;they go atheist.</p>
<p>Because narcissists would rather God not exist than stop being the literal center of the universe.</p></blockquote>
<p>Israeli Jews love President Trump, and I&#8217;ve read that they aren&#8217;t too keen on the idea of mass migration of American Jews into their homeland. Makes you think.</p>
<p>PPPS A poem, by Hugh Jenniks,</p>
<blockquote><p>There once was a yenta named Vershbow,<br />
Who hated Justice Brett Kavanaugh.</p>
<p>She said &#8220;I won&#8217;t fuck&#8221;<br />
&amp; She said &#8220;I won&#8217;t suck&#8221;</p>
<p>And everyone just laughed at the stank ho.</p></blockquote>
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