<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Important Shock]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://importantshock.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Patrick Thomson]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://importantshock.wordpress.com/author/importantshock/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[&#8220;Haskell Curry? Yes, I dated his daughter.&#8221;]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Last week I had the opportunity to talk with Alonzo Church, Jr. (he prefers to be called &#8220;Al&#8221;), son of <em>the</em> Alonzo Church (you know, the one who only <strong><em>invented the freaking lambda calculus</em></strong>). We had a lovely conversation; we talked about Alan Turing, Fortran, COBOL, the future of computer science, and all sorts of other interesting topics. The highlight of our conversation, though, was this:</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;So, I&#8217;m learning a new-ish programming language named Haskell right now. It&#8217;s very strange.&#8221;</p>
<p>Al: &#8220;Did you say Pascal?&#8221;</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;No, Haskell. It&#8217;s named after a logicial named Haskell Curry &#8211;&#8221;</p>
<p>Al: &#8220;Oh, Professor Curry! Yes, I knew him! My father worked with him!&#8221;</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;No way! That&#8217;s awesome!&#8221;</p>
<p>Al: &#8220;Yes! In fact, I dated his daughter!&#8221;</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;You DOG!&#8221;</p>
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