<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Its Tail Time]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://itstailtime.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[thehande]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://itstailtime.wordpress.com/author/thehande/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[TheHande rant (from 2007) &#8211; Mortal Kombat:&nbsp;Annihilation]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<span class="embed-youtube" style="text-align:center; display: block;"><iframe class='youtube-player' width='640' height='480' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/AOzs9OyF6L8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent' allowfullscreen='true' style='border:0;' sandbox='allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation'></iframe></span>
<p>Here&#8217;s me ranting about the terrible Mortal Kombat movie sequel from 1997.</p>
<p>This was obviously made before I got my web-cam. I also didn&#8217;t read this out and the original rant ran about 20 minutes which was then trimmed down to what you see here.</p>
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