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<p><strong>David Letterman&#8217;s Top Ten Reasons Why Network News Producers Do Not Give Science More Air time: </strong></p>
<p>Number Ten: They are unable to locate file footage of the Big Bang.<br />
Number Nine: They think that high-temperature superconductors are too hot to handle.<br />
Number Eight: El Niño is covered by the weather department.<br />
Number Seven: They already did the O.J. DNA story.<br />
Number Six: They are unable to find information about semiconductors in the music section of the library.<br />
Number Five: They are afraid of reporting on dark matter because they think it is contagious.<br />
Number Four: They are waiting for cold fusion.<br />
Number Three: They think that the greatest scientific achievement is Tang.<br />
Number Two: They wouldn&#8217;t know the superconducting supercollider from a hole in the ground.<br />
And the number one reason why network news producers do not give science more air time:</p>
<p>Scientists are from Mars . . . Journalists from Venus.</p>
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