<![CDATA[20 Facts About Me]]>

The 20 Facts game has been floating around Instagram for the last week or two, and I’m finally getting around to writing my list.

1. If you tickle me, I will punch you. Consider yourself warned.

2. I hate peppermint desserts. It tastes like you’re putting toothpaste on chocolate.

3. I do approximately 60 squats while brushing my teeth. My Sonicare has a 30 second quadrant timer, so I shoot for 15 squats per quadrant. Do you think I’m OCD?

4. I feel obligated to buy your product if I eat your sample. The Farmer’s Market can get really pricey!

5. I always enter to win the hgtv Dream Home.

6. I think I have a nut butter addiction. Current pantry situation:

7. I can sing the 50 States in alphabetical order and so can two of my best girlfriends!

8. I am picky about where I want to sit in a restaurant, don’t like having my back to the door, and I always prefer a booth.

9. I get compared to Sarah Jessica Parker, which leaves me conflicted. She’s always on the ugliest celebrities list, so I’m never sure if it’s intended as an insult or compliment.

10. I can’t drive a stick shift. Many have tried to teach me and failed.

11. My brother and I used to pretend to be wrestlers and my alter-ego was named Aquafresh.

12. I’m not sure if I want kids. I’m really happy and don’t feel incomplete without them. However, I would love to have some loaners on Easter, Halloween, and Christmas!

13. I recognize that we might decide the time is right for kids, so we’ve already gone through the entire adoption approval process. It’s a heck of a lot of work to adopt, but we’re ready when we’re ready.

14. My Ultra Dirtbag sticker is the one and only sticker that I’ve ever put on a car.

15. If we’re racing side by side, I have zero desire to compete with you. In fact I secretly wish we could talk, become friends, and cross the finish line together. That’s not creepy at all, right?!

16. I never know if I should go to Arrivals or Departures at the airport. I’m arriving to depart. I will forever be confused.

17. I keep ongoing lists of potential dog and beach house names.

18. I’m working on my self-deprecating humor. Compliments are SO uncomfortable for me.

19. The odds of me returning a voicemail are slim. Can’t we all just agree to text or email?

20. I’m very outdoorsy and love trail running, but I’ve never camped. I’m A-OK with that!

I would love to read your 20 Facts! Tag me in your post so I can make sure to read them. 🙂

What is one food that you always buy too much of?