<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[SNL Week 2: Better, but Lady Gaga Can&#8217;t Be On Every&nbsp;Week]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Quick reaction to the second outing of the 35th season of<em> SNL</em>:  Generally an improvement over the premiere, although still not firing on all cylinders.  There&#8217;s a lot of talent there, but it just seems like at this point this sum is less than the parts.</p>
<p><strong>The Good:</strong> Jenny Slate did not utter the F word or any other obscenity (although, she didn&#8217;t get a big sketch like &#8220;Biker Chick Chat,&#8221; but my hunch is that&#8217;s unrelated).</p>
<p><strong>The Bad(?)</strong>: <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/10/snl_continues_to_thumb_its_nos.html" target="_blank">Lady Gaga did slip in a swear word</a> during her <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtJNyzw2Y24" target="_blank">performance of Paparazzi</a>.  But like Slate&#8217;s transgression, don&#8217;t expect many consequences from this.  If it happens a third straight week though&#8230;well, we know how <a href="http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/117256/31091453.jpg" target="_blank">baseball </a>works.  But then again, this is TV and not baseball, so who knows.</p>
<p><strong>The Okay:</strong> Ryan Reynolds turned in a perfectly fine performance, but one that was probably overshadowed by Gaga&#8217;s two musical performances as well as her appearances in two sketches (including her awkward cat-fight with Lady Madonna in the latest installment of the abominable <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/99952/saturday-night-live-deep-house-dish#s-p1-sr-i1" target="_blank">&#8220;Deep House Dish&#8221;</a>).  So instead of a Ryan Reynolds sketch, let&#8217;s take this opportunity to check him out as a young boy on Nickelodeon&#8217;s forgotten gem <em>Fifteen: </em></p>
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<p><strong>The Old:</strong> Scarlett Johansson (Mrs. Ryan Reynolds) reprised her role as a Grecian Long Island princess, this time helping her dad hawk porcelain fountains.  However, I prefer, the original, Mike&#8217;s Marbleopolis (You gotta get yourself some marble columns!):</p>
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<p><strong>The Eh: </strong><a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/99951/saturday-night-live-family-feud#s-p1-sr-i1" target="_blank">The Family Feud </a>sketch featuring the John Phillips clan vs. the Osmond siblings fell a little flat, but I&#8217;m all for anything that includes Richard &#8220;The Kissing Fool&#8221; Dawson.</p>
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