<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Dana Carvey, I Just Don&#8217;t Know&nbsp;Anymore]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Dana Carvey on <em>The Jay Leno Show</em> attempting to break the record for most impressions in a minute.  Unfortunately, this brand of humor is a perfect match for Leno&#8217;s graveyard.  I wish I could get behind this, but it seems like Carvey is just doing impressions of his impressions, and most of which we&#8217;ve been <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/2344/saturday-night-live-carson-anniversary-cold-open" target="_blank">seeing for decades</a>.  Sadder still is that he has nothing to promote so he just plugged a hair salon instead (sadder <em>still</em> is I&#8217;m not sure if this was a joke or it&#8217;s actually where he gets his hair cut).  I still maintain that Carvey was one of the most talented SNL cast members of all time, but lately he hasn&#8217;t been doing <a href="http://images.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2002/08/02/master_disguise/story.jpg" target="_blank">much</a> to prove it.  Still waiting for your comeback, Dana.  Still waiting.</p>
<p><!--more See the video.  And maybe Zooey Deschanel--></p>
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<p>You might see <a href="http://videogum.com/archives/commercials/zooey-deschanels-cotton-commercial_064342.html" target="_blank">Zooey Deschanel&#8217;s cotton commercial </a>(the fabric of our lives, duh) before the video.  I&#8217;m also very conflicted about this.</p>
<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s some classic Carvey to cleanse the palate.</p>
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<p>via <a href="http://www.comedysmack.com/" target="_blank">Comedysmack</a></p>
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