<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[If You Prick Michael Scott, Does He Not&nbsp;Bleed?]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>“What is so wrong about me?  I’m caring, I’m generous, I’m sensual. Is it really so horrible that I could possibly go out and find happiness?” &#8211; Michael Scott</p></blockquote>
<p>We&#8217;re back from vacation here at Jumped The Snark and before we march on to more relevant subjects (and tonight&#8217;s new <em>The Office</em>), we wanted to take a moment and comment on the last two weeks&#8217; of <em>Office</em> entries, most notably in regards to our recent list of the <a href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/10/22/the-five-least-awesome-the-office-episodes/" target="_blank">Five Least Awesome <em>Office </em>Episodes</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/photos/gallery#item=93234"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="691" data-permalink="https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/05/if-you-prick-michael-scott-does-he-not-bleed/michael-scott-dick-in-a-box/" data-orig-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/michael-scott-dick-in-a-box.jpg" data-orig-size="231,254" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Michael Scott Dick in a Box" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/michael-scott-dick-in-a-box.jpg?w=231" data-large-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/michael-scott-dick-in-a-box.jpg?w=231" class="alignright size-full wp-image-691" title="Prick in a Box!" src="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/michael-scott-dick-in-a-box.jpg?w=231&#038;h=254" alt="Prick in a Box! " width="231" height="254" srcset="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/michael-scott-dick-in-a-box.jpg 231w, https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/michael-scott-dick-in-a-box.jpg?w=136&amp;h=150 136w" sizes="(max-width: 231px) 100vw, 231px" /></a>After compiling the lists of the &#8220;worst&#8221; <em>Office</em> episodes we discovered that the quality of the show most often hinges on which Michael Scott we receive, the childish, clueless but ultimately well-meaning and redeemable Michael Scott or the obnoxious, selfish, boorish borderline psychotic Michael Scott.  In the worst episodes we find ourselves with the latter, a vile, unseemly and ultimately unbelievable character.  In the best episodes we might not always find the former, but he is frequently present in the show&#8217;s best, most emotional moments, when he demonstrates his humanity and vulnerability, such as the truly uncomfortably honest beat at the end of season 4&#8217;s <a href="http://www.officetally.com/the-office-the-deposition?cp=7" target="_blank">&#8220;The Deposition,&#8221;</a> (You expect to get screwed by your company.  But never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.&#8221;) or at the close of this season&#8217;s &#8220;<a href="http://www.officetally.com/the-office-the-meeting" target="_blank">The Meeting</a>&#8221; when Michael brings Jim his very own &#8220;<a href="http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=8369&amp;v=nbc_the-office" target="_blank">World&#8217;s Best Boss</a>&#8221; mug.</p>
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<p>After the <a href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/10/16/the-office-has-not-jumped-the-shark/" target="_blank">widely lambasted</a> &#8220;<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/102597/the-office-mafia#s-p1-so-i0" target="_blank">Mafia</a>,&#8221; it was Michael&#8217;s return to a relatable, sensitive, even likeable persona in &#8220;<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/104029/the-office-the-lover#s-p1-so-i0" target="_blank">The Lover</a>,&#8221; that helped the show recover from the previous week&#8217;s malaise.  His question about his happiness, as quoted above, typifies everything that in the end allows us to get behind Michael; ultimately he&#8217;s a lonely and sorta sad romantic who just yearns for friendship and admiration (see the <a href="http://images1.fanpop.com/images/quiz/130_1208299727473_500_276.jpg" target="_blank">all-time greatest reaction </a>ever by a hand puppet in &#8220;<a href="http://www.officetally.com/the-office-the-deposition?cp=7" target="_blank">Take Your Daughter to Work Day,</a>&#8220;).  Likewise, in last week&#8217;s episode &#8220;<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/105437/the-office-koi-pond#s-p1-so-i0" target="_blank">Koi Pond</a>,&#8221; we once again saw a defeated Michael, embarrassed in front of the only people he believes respect and care for him.  He can be offensive and inappropriate, callous and self-centered, but you can&#8217;t say he doesn&#8217;t have a heart.  His realization that Jim was actually jealous of him, while a bit misguided, is a feather in Michael&#8217;s cap that we can get behind.  And, while not two of the greatest episodes, by featuring a Michael that we can tolerate, even feel compassion for, &#8220;The Lover&#8221; and &#8220;Koi Pond&#8221; were a return to form.</p>
<p>And since we&#8217;re recapping two old episodes, let&#8217;s just end this with the new video from Subtle Sexuality:</p>
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