<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Thanksgiving Cooking Tips]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a handy guide to preparing for your Thanksgiving feast&#8212;</p>
<p>1. Roast the turkey:<br />
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<p>2. Plump it up:<br />
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<p>3. Carve meticulously:<br />
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<p>Then serve, enjoy, argue with family members, fall asleep, and promise to never eat again!</p>
<p>Happy Thanksgiving!  See you at the mall!</p>
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