<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Friday Muppet Video! Kermit is Not a&nbsp;Whore!]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Is this a tradition?!?</p>
<p>As I&#8217;ve <a href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/13/sesame-street-socialism/" target="_blank">previously mentioned</a>, I normally will not tolerate any kind of Muppet mockery (stoned Kermit, for example).  However, this protection over the brand also extends to employ of the actual Muppets themselves.  It&#8217;s been almost 20 years since Jim Henson left us prematurely, and then ownership of our puppet friends has changed hands twice, first to a German company and then finally to Disney, so there&#8217;s cause for concern that the Muppets might be whored out for commercials not worthy of the Muppet name (and, no, I am not including the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiqoSiEXTEw" target="_blank">Pizza Hut spots</a>.  Those combine two things I love), or forced into new, edgy personas in an attempt to be more relevant; less Sesame Street and more Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.  It was then with great trepidation that I watched a video posted by Gawker TV entitled, <a href="http://tv.gawker.com/5417975/kermit-is-a-giant-slut-on-the-today-show" target="_blank">&#8220;Kermit is a Giant Slut on the <em>Today Show</em>.&#8221;</a></p>
<p>Fortunately, it was not as bad as the title indicated.  The &#8220;lewd pop-culture reference&#8221; teased by Gawker seemed to me more like just  a pop-culture reference, perhaps a biting one, kicking a tiger while he&#8217;s down, but not quite lewd.</p>
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<p>In fact, I kind of prefer this segment to an earlier one in the show when Ms. Piggy made a rather obvious (and perhaps cruder) Swine Flu quip.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;ll take relevant <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger-panic-to-mistress-my-wife-may-be-calling-you-2009212" target="_blank">feline</a> humor over lame porcine jokes any day of the week.</p>
<p>Good work, Muppets!  Way to not debase yourselves to meet the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmZbCAn1Tvg" target="_blank">normal <em>Today Show</em> level of discourse</a>.</p>
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