<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Hannukah: The Penultimate&nbsp;Night]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Is it me or has using the world &#8220;penultimate&#8221; really come into fashion lately?  I know it&#8217;s not really relevant, but I felt like I had to say it.  Anyway&#8230;</p>
<p>My mom was recently laid off from her part-time job, and consequently her internet productivity has spiked considerably.  A major part of this increased output is a rise in the number of email forwards she sends my way.  Whereas I might receive one a week, now I&#8217;m looking at two, maybe three, a day.  Perhaps it&#8217;s just the holiday season, but it seems that, in lieu of having a job, mom is really working it (internet-wise).</p>
<p>And thus today brought us this fantastic little Judaic gem:  &#8220;Kosher Face&#8221;</p>
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<p>It&#8217;s like &#8220;<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/109925/saturday-night-live-sandler-update-song" target="_blank">The Hanukkah Song</a>,&#8221; except that it&#8217;s set to the tune of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_8GNaEVCPU" target="_blank">Poker Face</a>, makes almost no sense, and references Adam Sandler as a Jew (which is soooo meta).</p>
<p>But bonus points for including one of the less revered Nicktoons, <a href="http://blip.tv/file/2619983/" target="_blank"><em>Hey Arnold</em></a>.</p>
<p>However, infinite negative bonus points for including <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/55586/saturday-night-live-bernie-madoff" target="_blank">Bernie Madoff</a>.  At that point let&#8217;s just show <a href="http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/rob-schneider/rob-schneider-20070109-196109.jpg" target="_blank">Rob Schneider</a> for a fourth time.  Even that would be preferable.</p>
<p>In retrospect, not sure if this video is for or against Jews.</p>
<p>Anyway, L&#8217;Chaim!  Penultimate!</p>
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