<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[What If I&#8217;m Trapped In an Elevator With My Evil Twin and He Intends to Kill Me and I Need to Text Everyone In My Phonebook For&nbsp;Help?]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Well, T9 has made that a little bit more difficult, because according to the language there&#8217;s no such word as doppelganger.*  And now it&#8217;s too late, bizarro me has already taken me out.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a relevant and excellent <em>SNL</em> Digital Short (and as it just missed out on my upcoming best <em>SNL</em> sketches of the decade list, I&#8217;m happy to get the opportunity to use it here):</p>
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<p><em>*Interestingly this sketch was hard to find for a similar reason.  It&#8217;s not that Hulu does not recognize the word doppelganger, is that&#8217;s they spelled it doppleganger.  But I guess we&#8217;re all wrong and it should be: doppelgänger.  Oh, languages can be so much fun! </em></p>
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