<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Amazon, Are You Telling Me This Because You Think I&#8217;m Interested? Because I&#8217;m&nbsp;Not.]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Really?  Who?  What person in cyberspace is looking at the Wallflowers&#8217; sophomore album?  I have a hard time believing this.</p>
<p><a href="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-1.png"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="1662" data-permalink="https://jumpedthesnark.com/2010/04/12/amazon-are-you-telling-me-this-because-you-think-im-interested-because-im-not/picture-1-2/" data-orig-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-1.png" data-orig-size="477,281" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Bringing Down the Horse" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-1.png?w=300" data-large-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-1.png?w=477" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1662" title="Bringing Down the Horse" src="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-1.png?w=477&#038;h=281" alt="" width="477" height="281" srcset="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-1.png 477w, https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-1.png?w=150&amp;h=88 150w, https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-1.png?w=300&amp;h=177 300w" sizes="(max-width: 477px) 100vw, 477px" /></a>I wonder if it&#8217;s the same guy who&#8217;s looking at razors.  I wonder if it&#8217;s Jakob Dylan.</p>
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