<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Separated At Birth: &#8216;American Idol&#8217;&nbsp;Edition]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-2.png"><img data-attachment-id="1709" data-permalink="https://jumpedthesnark.com/2010/04/19/separated-at-birth-american-idol-edition/picture-2-6/" data-orig-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-2.png" data-orig-size="381,285" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Adam Lambert, A Brunette Zack Morris? " data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-2.png?w=300" data-large-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-2.png?w=381" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1709" title="Adam Lambert, A Brunette Zack Morris? " src="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-2.png?w=300&#038;h=223" alt="" srcset="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-2.png?w=298&amp;h=223 298w, https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-2.png?w=150&amp;h=112 150w, https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-2.png 381w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px"   /></a><a href="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/zack-attack-attack.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="1710" data-permalink="https://jumpedthesnark.com/2010/04/19/separated-at-birth-american-idol-edition/zack-attack-attack/" data-orig-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/zack-attack-attack.jpg" data-orig-size="354,290" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Zack Attack Attack" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/zack-attack-attack.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/zack-attack-attack.jpg?w=354" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1710" title="Zack Attack Attack" src="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/zack-attack-attack.jpg?w=300&#038;h=238" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>Is Adam Lambert the brunette version of fantasy post-<a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa5av1_zack-attack-friends-forever_shortfilms" target="_blank">Zack Attack</a> Zack Morris?</p>
<p>Also, Tim Urban, you&#8217;re totally stealing Chris Lowell&#8217;s act.</p>
<p><img class="alignright" title="Chris Lowell" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.poptower.com/images/db/1388/420/300/chris-lowell.jpg" alt="aka the Original Tim Urban" width="196" height="280" /></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/turban.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="1711" data-permalink="https://jumpedthesnark.com/2010/04/19/separated-at-birth-american-idol-edition/turban/" data-orig-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/turban.jpg" data-orig-size="418,367" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Turban" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/turban.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/turban.jpg?w=418" class="size-medium wp-image-1711 aligncenter" title="Turban" src="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/turban.jpg?w=300&#038;h=260" alt="Tim Urban American Idol"   /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS_0XgwaVVU" target="_blank">Veronica</a> can&#8217;t be happy about Tim Urban ripping off Piz.  If there&#8217;s one person you don&#8217;t want to piss off it&#8217;s Veronica Mars.</p>
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