<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Apparently Even Preschoolers Watch &#8216;True Blood&#8217; And We Still&nbsp;Don&#8217;t]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>And apparently three-year olds can&#8217;t be exposed to breasts but they can watch a parody of a show that is ostensibly an excuse for soft-core porn.  I guess this spoof of <em>True Blood</em> is one of those segments that&#8217;s really for the adults, because it&#8217;s be a sad state of affairs if today&#8217;s parents let their kids see Stephen Moyer&#8217;s penis, but not the suggestion of <a href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2010/09/21/some-muppets-have-all-the-luck/" target="_blank">Katy Perry&#8217;s cleavage</a>.</p>
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<p>To be fair, this follows in the proud tradition of Sesame Street&#8217;s <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlLv268-JhE&amp;p=F1435E50AE9D8A43&amp;playnext=1&amp;index=30" target="_blank">30 Rock</a></em> and <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgvKCfZqxrQ" target="_blank">Mad Men</a></em> parodies, two series that are also NSFC.  And they really captured Anna Paquin&#8217;s essence.</p>
<p>(what a few days for <em>Sesame Street</em>, ehhh?)</p>
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