<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Tremendous Boomer Esiason Spit-Take: Was That in the Cincinnati Bengals Circa 1988&nbsp;Playbook?]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes life just hands you a gift, whether it&#8217;s turning on the TV in the morning to find Regis inadvertently <a href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/18/reege-no-longer-just-a-danger-to-himself-nearly-gives-meryl-streep-heart-attack/" target="_blank">giving Meryl Streep a heart attack</a>, or turning on the TV at night to witness <a href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2010/11/05/there-are-few-greater-pleasures-in-life-than-anderson-cooper-eviscerating-a-terrible-vapid-parasitic-politician/" target="_blank">Anderson Cooper absolutely destroy </a>an opportunistic, insipid politician.  So this morning, while brushing out teeth, we flipped on the tube to see what was happening with WFAN&#8217;s <a href="http://newyork.cbslocal.com/category/sports/boomer-carton/" target="_blank"><em>Boomer &amp; Carton</em></a>, simulcast on the MSG Network, and, well, our birthday present came early:</p>
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<p>TOUCHDOWN!</p>
<p>Enlighten us, Boomer: which <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHl7VgzXKc8&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">play</a> was that?</p>
<p>And speaking of spit-takes, here&#8217;s <a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/competitive-spit-takes-part-1-2-2-10/1198819" target="_blank">this</a>.  And speaking of uncontrollable laughter, there&#8217;s <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/68225/saturday-night-live-debbie-downer" target="_blank">that</a>.</p>
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