<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[More Gigglefests on &#8216;Boomer &amp; Carton&#8217;: Making Fun of Blind&nbsp;People!]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>WFAN&#8217;s morning show <a href="http://newyork.cbslocal.com/category/sports/boomer-carton/boomer-carton-on-msg/" target="_blank"><em>Boomer &amp; Carton</em></a> is becoming to the go-to place for miggles (man giggles).  <a href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2010/11/12/tremendous-boomer-esiason-spit-take-was-that-in-the-cincinnati-bengals-circa-1988-playbook/" target="_blank">Last week</a>, Craig Carton spurred co-host Boomer Esiason to launch one of the all-time great spit-takes.  This morning, during a conversation with caller &#8220;Blind Mike,&#8221; Carton demonstrated his lack of experience with the physically handicapped, sending Boomer into another laughing fit.</p>
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<p>(Apparently, Carton was not content letting <a href="http://www.viddler.com/explore/DroppingSoap/videos/2/" target="_blank"><em>Today</em></a> have all the chuckles at someone else&#8217;s misfortune)</p>
<p>And the miggles didn&#8217;t stop there.  &#8220;Blind Mike&#8221; had called in as a contestant on Boomer &amp; Carton&#8217;s weekly sports quiz &#8220;<a href="http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/08/29/do-you-know-more-sports-than/" target="_blank">Do You Know More Sports Than&#8230;</a>&#8221; in which they pit a male listener against an attractive local female, usually a waitress from LI or NJ (basically an excuse to bring in and ogle a pretty lady).  Carton, perhaps feeling guilty about his earlier remarks, immediately tossed a Mike a softball, and Boomer lost it once again.</p>
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<p>Sadly, &#8220;Blind Mike&#8221; lost.  There is no justice in this world.</p>
<p>Oh, and speaking of <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/119794/saturday-night-live-update-fred-as-gov-david-paterson" target="_blank">David Paterson&#8230;</a></p>
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