<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[In Memoriam (Sorta): Jen&nbsp;Carroll]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-2.png"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="2880" data-permalink="https://jumpedthesnark.com/2010/12/15/in-memoriam-sorta-jen-carroll/picture-2-12/" data-orig-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-2.png" data-orig-size="229,278" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Jennifer Carroll Top Chef" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-2.png?w=229" data-large-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-2.png?w=229" class="alignright size-full wp-image-2880" title="Jennifer Carroll Top Chef" src="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-2.png?w=200&#038;h=243" alt="" width="200" height="243" srcset="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-2.png?w=200&amp;h=243 200w, https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-2.png?w=124&amp;h=150 124w, https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-2.png 229w" sizes="(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px" /></a>Oh, Jen, you broke our heart.  Not because you were eliminated from Top Chef: All-Stars on just the second episode, but because of the way you went out: bitter, rude, disrespectful.  Now, Jen, don&#8217;t get us wrong, we love your feistiness, your spunk, your proclivity for profanity.  There&#8217;s very little we enjoy more than a tough broad.  And we were delighted that you returned for All-Stars with a renewed determination and confidence, after showing some mental weakness during your first go &#8217;round in Vegas.  But Padma Lakshmi is in a <a title="Padma Lakshmi Carl's Jr" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ozc-h-29M0" target="_blank">Carl&#8217;s Jr. commercial</a>, so when you&#8217;re in front of the judge&#8217;s table you better show her some respect.  Be a bitch, just be a classy bitch.  Like Jackie O.  Or Bea Arthur.</p>
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<p>Jen, please pack your Crocs and go.</p>
<p>Looks like the path is even clearer for <a title="Professor Ricky Blaise" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/197788/top-chef-after-hours-richards-mistake#s-p4-sr-i1" target="_blank">Professor Ricky Blaise</a>.</p>
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