<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Gratuitous Search Term Bait of the Day: Dental&nbsp;Hygiene]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>This was our first tough one: &#8220;toothbrush the state video&#8221;</p>
<p>Unfortunately, we&#8217;ve been thwarted in our efforts in the past to upload this <em>State </em>sketch to the webs.  And even if we wanted to try it again, we don&#8217;t currently have our QuickTime copy of that sketch at our disposal (snowed in!).  So, instead, we&#8217;re going to do three things:</p>
<p>1. A still from the sketch! (REMEMBER, this is just a screenshot)</p>
<p><a href="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-6.png"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="3088" data-permalink="https://jumpedthesnark.com/2010/12/27/gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day-dental-hygiene/picture-6-8/" data-orig-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-6.png" data-orig-size="418,259" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="State Toothbrush" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-6.png?w=300" data-large-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-6.png?w=418" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3088" title="State Toothbrush" src="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-6.png?w=300&#038;h=185" alt="" width="300" height="185" srcset="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-6.png?w=300&amp;h=185 300w, https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-6.png?w=150&amp;h=93 150w, https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/picture-6.png 418w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></a></p>
<p>2. A link to our fantastically popular (by our standards) list of the <a href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/08/25/top-ten-the-state-sketches-and-then-some/" target="_blank">Top Ten <em><span style="text-decoration:underline;">The State </span></em>Sketches</a>.</p>
<p>3. Another <em>State</em> sketch in lieu of &#8220;Toothbrush.&#8221;  To keep the festive mood going through New Years, we&#8217;ve decided on &#8220;Chip&#8217;s Party.&#8221;  Enjoy!</p>
Vodpod videos no longer available.
<p>And this is not an excuse or a substitute, but just a few morsels to tide you over.  Somehow, Toothbrush will come back to us.</p>
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