<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Gratuitious Search Term Bait of the Day: Teenage&nbsp;Wasteland]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re lucky enough to post one of our all-time favorite clips today, thanks to the popular search terms &#8220;miranda cosgrove and justin bieber.&#8221;  Those words have probably brought more teenage girls and middle age men to this site than any other.  They likely realized pretty quickly that this site really isn&#8217;t for them, but we were happy to have them nonetheless.</p>
<p>From the wayback machine, here&#8217;s a young Justin Bieber calling out at Kanye at the 2009 VMAs:</p>
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<p>They look SO young!</p>
<p>(and now we just sit back and watch the page views roll in)</p>
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