<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Danza Moment of the Week: Tony Danza Never Blocks a&nbsp;Cock]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Well, this really isn&#8217;t the type of language you like to hear from <a href="http://tv.gawker.com/5716045/whatever-happened-to-teach-tony-danza" target="_blank">10th grade English teachers</a>, but apparently Tony Danza works a little blue outside the classroom.  Here is making a cameo in <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/scott_and_zanders_crazy_night" target="_blank"><em>Scott &amp; Zander&#8217;s Crazy Night</em></a>, an upcoming feature film (as far as we can tell):</p>
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<p>Looks like Danza is trying to shed his golden <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">gloves</span> boy, wholesome nice guy image, playing against type and pulling a <a title="Neil Patrick Harris Harold and Kumar" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7bK3w9Mw6w" target="_blank">Neil Patrick Harris in <em>Harold and Kumar</em></a> (NPH!).  Although, we doubt Danza will proclaim his hunger for furburgers.  Then again, here is riding along with the boys, just like NPH:</p>
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<p>Just do us a favor, Tony:  no talking about humping Alyson Milano.  Or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGO45NYTrWs" target="_blank">Katherine Helmond</a>.  Or, god forbid, Danny Pintauro.</p>
<p><em>Thanks to <a href="http://twitter.com/TheGeoffMan" target="_blank">The Geoff Man</a> for the tip. </em></p>
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