<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[You Do NOT Do This To Sue Simmons, Especially Not&nbsp;Today]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Listen up, subway platform poster vandals.  We have no problem with you scrawling your signature &#8220;mustache&#8221; mustache on Betty White or Angelina Jolie or that girl from <em>Heavy</em>.  But you do not, DO NOT, touch Sue Simmons.  The woman is a city treasure and should be treated as such.</p>
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<p>Speaking of Sue!  It just happens to be the biggest Sue Simmons day of the year!  Groundhog Day!  Which means that it&#8217;s time for her famous groundhog impression!  We&#8217;ll keep an eye out for her 2011 version, but, for now, here&#8217;s last year&#8217;s:</p>
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<p>Brava, Sue.  Brava.</p>
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