<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Today in &#8216;Today&#8217;: Kathie Lee &amp; Hoda&#8217;s Beach Party; This Doesn&#8217;t Make Us Feel Any Warmer, It Just Makes Us&nbsp;Angry]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Well, the good news is that clips from the 4th hour of <em>Today</em> are becoming a daily tradition.  The bad news is that today they offered us a special episode, &#8220;Kathie Lee and Hoda&#8217;s Beach Party,&#8221; an ill-conceived attempt to warm us up in the midst of this deep, ceaseless freeze.  Something we never ever wanted to hear?  Hoda demanding that Kathie Lee &#8220;Get it off.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Also, it&#8217;s one thing to have a drink or two during the show, but we think it&#8217;s totally unprofessional be wasted by 10am, before your show even starts.</p>
<p>(of course, those rules don&#8217;t apply to <a href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/02/03/chuck-scarborough-prevents-an-uprising-sue-simmons-groundhog-impression-2011/" target="_blank">Sue</a>, because a) her show does not tape before noon, and b) she can handle her liquor (<a title="Sue Simmons Cursing" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYAMDhVT50I&amp;feature=fvsr" target="_blank">usually</a>).)</p>
<p>Kinda stretching the definition of &#8220;news,&#8221; aren&#8217;t you, ladies?</p>
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