<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Gratuitous Search Term Bait of the Day: Hellooooo&nbsp;Nurse]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re inclined to make this an all <em>Saved by the Bell</em> week of Gratuitous Search Term Bait of the Day, in celebration of finally finishing our (prolonged) <em>SBTB</em> marathon.  We don&#8217;t know what Tuesday through Friday will hold, but we&#8217;re going to start off in that direction with today&#8217;s bait &#8220;nurse jennifer saved by the bell.&#8221;</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve already read our <em>Saved by the Bell</em> <a title="Saved by the Bell Season 2 Live Blog" href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/01/28/saved-by-the-bell-season-2/" target="_blank">Season 2 semi-live blog</a> you&#8217;ll know that, despite our eternal affection for Kelly Kapowski, we&#8217;ve also always harbored a crush on Nurse Jennifer, as portrayed by <a title="Nancy Valen" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0883940/mediaindex" target="_blank">Nancy Valen</a> in the episode &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xkPWUypMMc" target="_blank">From Nurse to Worse</a>&#8221; (oddly enough, if we had to name five girls that we had a thing for as a young man, the list might include three ladies from <em>Saved by the Bell</em>: Thiessen, Valen and <a href="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://telestrekoza.com/wp-content/uploads/Rena-Sofer.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://homeli.net/rena-sofer-seinfeld.html&amp;usg=__a3_1xDsP5ZlZqHVqSZMqUbUdsPQ=&amp;h=771&amp;w=514&amp;sz=39&amp;hl=en&amp;start=0&amp;zoom=1&amp;tbnid=PEbSjxpVsQ9EkM:&amp;tbnh=133&amp;tbnw=96&amp;ei=oVNjTc3dOsKqlAfok8zxCw&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Drena%2Bsofer%2Bsaved%2Bby%2Bthe%2Bbell%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D994%26bih%3D582%26tbs%3Disch:1&amp;um=1&amp;itbs=1&amp;iact=hc&amp;vpx=442&amp;vpy=200&amp;dur=1609&amp;hovh=275&amp;hovw=183&amp;tx=105&amp;ty=203&amp;oei=oVNjTc3dOsKqlAfok8zxCw&amp;page=1&amp;ndsp=18&amp;ved=1t:429,r:14,s:0" target="_blank">Rena Sofer,</a> who played Zack&#8217;s love interest in <em>Hawaiian Style</em>).  It was a very brief role, but Valen left an indelible impression on us, a lasting impact that stays with us today.  Indeed, we remember Valen more for her turn at Bayside than her one season on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF4Dvu_KNGg" target="_blank"><em>Baywatch</em></a>.  And normally we hated any of Zack&#8217;s love interests other than Kelly, abhorring anyone who might get in the way of their eternal happiness.  But this particular time we didn&#8217;t mind so much.  We weren&#8217;t happy that Zack was risking his relationship with Kelly for Nurse Jennifer, but we certainly couldn&#8217;t blame him.</p>
<p>We mean, c&#8217;mon, what sophomore wouldn&#8217;t fall for this school nurse?  (just another example of how everything was better at Bayside)</p>
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