We’ve seen the trailer for Take Me Home Tonight three or four times and we still don’t get it.  What is the point of this movie?  What year is it?  Doesn’t this movie belong in 1988?  Why would we want to see this movie without (the late) Corey Haim?  And, even then, without Corey Feldman we’re not interested.  What could this movie possibly add to the one-wild-and-crazy-life-changing-drug-and-sex-filled-night genre?  And we generally adore Topher Grace, so it’s hard for us to be so down on this one.

Take Me Home Tonight, get outta my car and into my trunk.