<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[&#8216;American Idol&#8217;: I Went to Las Vegas and All I Got Was This Lousy&nbsp;Wedding]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Remember guy, what happens in Vegas is broadcast to 20 million Americans:</p>
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<p>Next time (because you&#8217;re probably already divorced by now), <a title="Saved by the Bell Wedding in Vegas" href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/02/16/gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day-what-happens-in-vegas-stays-in-a-tv-movie/" target="_blank">here&#8217;s how you do a Vegas wedding right</a>.</p>
<p>Also, for some reason we could really go for a Coke right now.  For like three weeks we were craving Vitamin Water, but all the sudden we really want some Classic Coca-Cola and have no idea why.</p>
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