<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[This Is What An &#8216;American Idol&#8217; Finalist Looks&nbsp;Like]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>While there are indisputably some tremendous voices left on <em>American Idol</em> we were thoroughly bored by this week&#8217;s Top 24 performances.  Personally, we found both the male and female showcases underwhelming, totally uninspired.  Nothing new, interesting or fun about them.  Pretty much, wake me up when Steven Tyler says something ridiculous.</p>
<p>So we thought we&#8217;d offer up a little panacea, and provide an example to the remaining 13 contestants of how it should be done.</p>
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<p>Listen to Haley, guys.  Turn that beat around.</p>
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