<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Gratuitous Search Term Bait of the Day: Really Gratuitious Search Term Bait of the&nbsp;Day]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>This (semi) daily feature is explicitly designed to give the people what they want, to basically sell-out to catch a few new readers.  But today&#8217;s post goes beyond our usual pandering, basically equating this blog to your typical trashy, <a href="http://perezhilton.com/" target="_blank">exploitative rag</a>.  But, hey, turns out we&#8217;re not above that (<a href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/05/were-not-above-finding-this-funny/" target="_blank">or this</a>).</p>
<p>Nearly all of today&#8217;s search terms referenced <em>Survivor: Redemption Island</em>.  But instead of giving you another Phillip-centric post (which you will get later), we&#8217;re going to go with another term.  Quite simply: &#8220;survivor kristina boobs.&#8221;  Let&#8217;s be honest, this is pretty much the reason the Internet exists.</p>
<p><a href="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/picture-10.png"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="4243" data-permalink="https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/10/gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day-really-gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day/picture-10-12/" data-orig-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/picture-10.png" data-orig-size="517,384" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Kristina Boobs" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/picture-10.png?w=300" data-large-file="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/picture-10.png?w=517" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4243" title="Kristina Boobs" src="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/picture-10.png?w=300&#038;h=222" alt="Survivor Redemption Island" width="300" height="222" srcset="https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/picture-10.png?w=300&amp;h=222 300w, https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/picture-10.png?w=150&amp;h=111 150w, https://jumpedthesnark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/picture-10.png 517w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></a></p>
<p>You&#8217;re welcome, America.</p>
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