<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Speaking of Boobs: More Words We Never Wanted to Hear From Kathie&nbsp;Lee]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>And we thought <a href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/02/03/today-in-today-this-doesnt-make-us-feel-any-warmer-it-just-makes-us-angry/" target="_blank">this</a> was creepy.</p>
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<p>Well, with our <a href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/10/gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day-really-gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day/" target="_blank">2nd breast-themed item</a> of the night, we&#8217;re one step away from becoming full-fledged flesh peddlers.  Watch your back, all of the Internet&#8217;s soft-core porn websites!</p>
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