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<p>If Jesus is plotting against the Knicks, then they really have no shot.</p>
<h6>*Actually, the headline is a reference to the character that Ray Allen played in <em>He Got Game</em>, the Spike Lee joint from THIRTEEN YEARS AGO.  Timely reference, <em>Metro</em>!  What&#8217;s next? A vague allusion to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ssS2y0GUZk" target="_blank"><em>Celtic Pride</em></a>?</h6>
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