<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[We Finally Weigh-In On the Anthony Weiner&nbsp;Scandal]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Well, sorta.  We&#8217;re pretty sure that Anthony Weiner and Marc Weiner are different people, but if Tony is half as creepy and unsettling as Marc, then he&#8217;s definitely guilty of a sending a cross-country junk text.</p>
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<p>HOW DID THIS NOT GIVE EVERYONE EVER NIGHTMARES?</p>
<p>Still hard to believe that <em>Weinerville </em>was a show that aired on Nickelodeon afternoons and not, in fact, an orgy-filled porn.</p>
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