<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Recap: The MTV Movie&nbsp;Awards]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Jason Sudeikis proved himself a songsmith and a piano man, and, perhaps more importantly, showed with his subtle but unmistakable bite and subversion that he&#8217;s maybe not ready to join the Hollywood Elite that this awards show falls all over itself to celebrate.  It wasn&#8217;t Gervais territory, but it seemed that Suds wasn&#8217;t afraid to bite the hand that feeds.</p>
<p>Best part:</p>
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<p>The rest of the show featured <em>Twiligh</em>t winning pretty much every award, save for the insipid &#8220;Best Line From a Movie&#8221; statue, which at least <a href="http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/660451/alexys-nycole-sanchez-wins-best-line-from-a-movie-for-grown-ups.jhtml#id=1664147" target="_blank">went to a seven-year-ol</a><a href="http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/660451/alexys-nycole-sanchez-wins-best-line-from-a-movie-for-grown-ups.jhtml#id=1664147" target="_blank">d</a>, hopefully shaming the award from ever appearing again.</p>
<p>But we have to admit, despite our seething disdain for <em>Twilight</em> (admittedly having never seen the movies or read the books), we can&#8217;t help but really, really admire Kristen Stewart, if only because she seems to be straining ever fiber of her being not to say &#8220;fuck you&#8221; to everyone in the audience, including her fans.  She&#8217;s <a href="http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/660459/kristen-stewart-wins-best-female-performance.jhtml#id=1664147" target="_blank">always genuinely awkwar</a><a href="http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/660459/kristen-stewart-wins-best-female-performance.jhtml#id=1664147" target="_blank">d</a> amongst a sea of people who feign awkwardness, and she seems to grasp just how ridiculous this show is, and by extension the whole Hollywood machine.  Kristen, you&#8217;re okay by us!</p>
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