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<p>However, that being said, <a href="http://www.change.org/petitions/let-bert-ernie-get-married-on-sesame-street#signatures" target="_blank">they&#8217;re not gay.</a>  At the very least, they&#8217;re not gay lovers.</p>
<p>Care to weigh-in, Greg Kelly?</p>
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<p>Well, that settles that.</p>
<h4>[<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/10/bert-ernie-gay-marriage_n_923147.html" target="_blank">Video via HuffPo</a>]</h4>
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