<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Kirk&#8217;s Back: The Way of the Master Leads to the&nbsp;Pilgrims]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Kirk Cameron just won&#8217;t quit.  He could have stopped at <a title="Growing Pains" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f43GRYkicdQ" target="_blank">teen heart-throb</a>.  He could have quit at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirk_(TV_series)" target="_blank">WB star</a>.  He could have hung them up after marrying his co-star and adopting four children.  He could have called it a day after headlining a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_AtM7f0774" target="_blank">Christian film franchise</a>.  But Kirk Cameron wouldn&#8217;t be Kirk Cameron if he just settled for the status quo.  So, in true Kirk Cameron fashion, he&#8217;s forged ahead, adding documentarian to his resume, attempting to answer the question &#8220;What the fuck happened to America?&#8221;</p>
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<p>And it looks he finds his answer!  Our money is on &#8220;too many Jews.&#8221;</p>
<p>Our only question is &#8220;when will Nic Cage star in the big screen adaptation?&#8221;</p>
<p>WATCH YOUR BACK, MICHAEL MOORE!!!</p>
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