<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Dancing with the Stars of TGIF; Or an Excuse for Reginald VelJohnson in a&nbsp;Uniform]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Well, we assume that <em>Dancing with the Stars</em> was unable to strike a deal with <a title="Do the Bartman" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKC7Oz6ZrRU" target="_blank">Bartman</a> to join their new cast, so they went ahead and secured the next best thing, Urkel!</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right!  Jaleel &#8220;Steve/Stefon Urkel&#8221; White will be the centerpiece of <a title="Dancing with the Stars 14th Season" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/28/dancing-with-the-stars-season-14-cast_n_1305088.html" target="_blank"><em>Dancing with the Stars</em> upcoming 14th(!) season</a> (which begs the obvious question, how long until they do <em>Dancing with the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNb7rizh_0U&amp;feature=autoplay&amp;list=UUJ31liY7fwhjw6SBEeqRoeA&amp;lf=plcp&amp;playnext=1" target="_blank">All-Stars</a></em>?).  And, we bet you thought we&#8217;d take this easy opportunity to post the Urkel Dance, right?  RIGHT?  <strong>WRONG.</strong>  Nope, we&#8217;re taking this easy opportunity to post what happened after the Urkel Dance, Drunk Urkel! (but you should totally go watch the Urkel Dance when you&#8217;re done here)</p>
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<p>But, no half measures here, we&#8217;re also taking this easy opportunity to revisit our dormant, once regular feature, <em><a title="Reginald VelJohson in Uniform Moment of the Week" href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/category/reginald-veljohnson/" target="_blank">Reginald VelJohnson in Uniform Moment of the Week</a></em>!  And this is what happened after Drunk Urkel after the Urkel Dance!</p>
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<p>What TGIF star do you think they&#8217;ll snag for Season 15???  Cousin Cody?  We know that <a title="Step by Step - Bar Fight Cody" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2msIhcjomM" target="_blank">he can kick</a>.</p>
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