<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Gratuitous Search Term Bait of the Day: Gratuitously Gratuitous&nbsp;Milestone]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s basically been one item &#8211; neigh, one person &#8211; who has been dominating our top search terms for the last few weeks.  Today is no different, with the list reading as follows: &#8220;chelsea survivor, survivor chelsea, survivor one world chelsea, chelsea survivor 2012.&#8221;  So, you know what, we&#8217;re beyond being clever these days.  We&#8217;re just going to give you what you want (and this was one of the few days that did not also include the word &#8220;boobs&#8221; in that group).</p>
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<p>Also, this is our <strong>700th </strong>post!!!  Yes, we&#8217;ve continuously fallen short of our goals and quotas, but it&#8217;s still nice to reach that, ahem, round number, and what better way to celebrate than with something that everyone (who is male and/or likes oiled up, surgically enhanced bodies) can enjoy.  We were going to have special novelty glasses made up for the occasion, but they would have been asymmetrical and that totally would have bothered us, so you&#8217;ll just have to wait til our 1001th post.</p>
<p>Thanks for memories! (you two, Chelsea.  And no, that was not a typo).</p>
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