<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Today in &#8216;Today&#8217;: Just Drinking Straight Up Gasoline&nbsp;Now]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s never a day of <em>Today </em>that goes by without something interesting (or absurd) happening, and not a day goes by without a drink or two.  Apparently, they&#8217;ve now exhausted more palatable Tuesday Boozeday options and have turned to petroleum.  And it quickly goes to Hoda&#8217;s head, as she has a real hard time paying attention to Kathie Lee&#8217;s riveting childhood tale.</p>
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<p>Ladies, you should know by now that the quickest way to get on <em>The Soup</em> is to ask not to be on <em>The Soup.  </em></p>
<p>Also, seems like Hoda&#8217;s been taking her cues from <em>Survivor: One World&#8217;s </em>Kat:</p>
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