<![CDATA[Tyler the Destroyer: Steven Announces Retirement from ‘American Idol’]]>Everyone is reporting on this, so we will too, even though getting emotionally invested in Steven Tyler leaving American Idol to focus on Aerosmith and kicking assmaking no sense is just as silly as getting emotionally invested in Steven Tyler leaving Aerosmith to focus on American Idol and kicking assmaking no sense. But Tyler leaves a big, scarf shaped hole to fill, and it will be hard for Idol to find a replacement who looks so much like our mom and dresses so much like our grandma.
But, more importantly, it leaves Randy, once again, without one of his dawgs. He had so much admiration for Steven too.