<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[And the Gold Medal for Most Awkward Pound Explosion Goes&nbsp;to&#8230;.]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Kristine Lilly and Kate Markgraf from the United States!</p>
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<p>Do you see how you just embarrassed Liam McHugh?  On national TV!</p>
<p>Ladies, just not the right time for this.  In fact, there&#8217;s never a right time for a televised pound explosion.  It only looks cool when our three your old niece does it (and sometimes when we do it.  <em>Sometimes). </em> The worst part is that you clearly discussed it beforehand.  The only thing worse than a spontaneous televised pound explosion?  A rehearsed pound explosion.</p>
<p>Note: This is the only acceptable handshake suitable for broadcast:</p>
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