<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Who is Chelsea&nbsp;Handler?]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Normally, on <em>Jeopardy</em> &#8220;Who is Chelsea Handler?&#8221; would be the answer to a clue. But on this particular edition of the long-running nerdfest, this interrogative statement was very much a question, something that all the contestants were asking themselves.</p>
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<p>Take that, Handler!</p>
<p>And let&#8217;s discuss why those responses are so terribly wrong.</p>
<p>1. Margaret Cho: Really? Nowhere in that clue do they ask who plays Kim Jong-il on <a title="Margaret Cho 30 Rock" href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=&amp;esrc=s&amp;source=web&amp;cd=2&amp;sqi=2&amp;ved=0CCQQtwIwAQ&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOhohteHuyPM&amp;ei=zJVbUPvtMOHc0QGenoHgBQ&amp;usg=AFQjCNEx_3itpPA9FFoxwx_qrAB9A9VOSQ" target="_blank"><em>30 Rock</em></a>.</p>
<p>2. Joan Rivers: Yes, she&#8217;s on E! and she&#8217;s a comedian and best-selling author, so <a title="Rhetta Twitter" href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=&amp;esrc=s&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;ved=0CCEQFjAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FunfoRETTAble&amp;ei=6pVbUPWONIqD0QGK3YDYBQ&amp;usg=AFQjCNFZJhTZoTKjW5W4ceQ4b9b_HRIgJA" target="_blank"><del>Donna</del></a> Veronica was close. So close in fact that the judges later considered Rivers to be an acceptable answer and awarded her the money. However, Joan Rivers is <strong>not</strong> an acceptable response (and we will not budge on this) because a) <em><a title="Fashion Police Streetwalker or Starlet" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ0P7WpXPyk" target="_blank">Fashion Police</a> </em>does not air late-night, b) it is not a talk show, and, most importantly, c) the right response is Chelsea Handler.</p>
<p>3. <a title="Ellen Applebees Kids" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IsmMUohYt0" target="_blank">Ellen DeGeneres</a>. No. Just wrong. You&#8217;ve embarrassed yourself, Dan. For <a title="Jeopardy Den Elg" href="http://www.jeopardy.com/showguide/thisweek/" target="_blank">so many reasons</a>.</p>
<p>But who knew that Trebek was such a Handler fan? We guess we know what he was doing during <a title="Alex Trebek Heart Attack" href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=&amp;esrc=s&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;sqi=2&amp;ved=0CB8QFjAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2012%2F06%2F24%2Falex-trebek-heart-attack-_n_1622619.html&amp;ei=j5VbUIv0DsL00gGOh4DYAw&amp;usg=AFQjCNFXbirOcHATK4j37Tmt9z-8XIOzKw" target="_blank"><del>his heart attack recovery </del></a>Jeopardy&#8217;s summer hiatus.</p>
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