<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3 Hanx. &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>As if trying to break his own record for sheer awesomeness (holding both the World and Olympic titles), Tom Hanks has been on a tour of hilarity the past week, turning up on <em>GMA</em> (well, that was more a tour of <a title="Tom Hanks F-bomb GMA" href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=&amp;esrc=s&amp;source=video&amp;cd=4&amp;ved=0CD0QtwIwAw&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DUdX8OexkEvQ&amp;ei=hBSIUJTlB4n49QSc6IG4Dw&amp;usg=AFQjCNFG8SRpRZeI-TNPWEzvLjbwrfszQg" target="_blank">obscenity</a>) <a title="SNL - Town Hall Debate - Tom Hanks" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/415485" target="_blank"><em>SNL</em></a>, <em>Night of Too Many Stars</em> (where he was the only celebrity with the integrity and temerity to eat a White Castle slider on camera) and <em><a title="Tom Hanks Late Night David Letterman" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee8GgRsKwlg" target="_blank">Late Show with David Letterman</a> </em>(we just regret that we were deprived of <a title="Tom Hanks SNL Walter Cronkite" href="http://www.whosay.com/TomHanks/photos/239568" target="_blank">this</a>). But he saved the best for last (assuming this was the closing night of Hanxfest 2012), reaching new levels of awesomeness on last night&#8217;s <em>Late Night with Jimmy Fallon</em>. We don&#8217;t like to throw around the word perfection too often, but we feel like it&#8217;s appropriate here. <em>Perfection</em>:</p>
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<p>The best slam poetry since <a title="So I married an axe murderer Woman Poem" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlkoQ4bUE5k" target="_blank">Charlie Mackenzie</a>.</p>
<p>And for more about that particular episode of <em>Full House</em> referenced above, see <a title="John Stamos Beach Boys Full House" href="http://jumpedthesnark.com/2010/03/30/tuesday-nostalgia-corner-stamos-the-the-beach-boys-together-forever/" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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