<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Elliott Ghoul&#8217;d: JT Joins the &#8216;SNL&#8217; Five Timers Club But One Member is Conspicuously&nbsp;Absent]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Justin Timberlake made his triumphant return to Studio 8H this past weekend, delivering the episode that it felt like <em>SNL</em> and its fans had been waiting for all season long. The affair marked Timberlake&#8217;s fifth turn as host, <a title="SNL Five-Timers Club - Justin Timberlake" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/465345" target="_blank">inducting him into the esteemed &#8220;Five Timers Club</a>&#8221; that includes such <em>SNL </em>luminaries such as Steve Martin, Paul Simon, Alec Baldwin and Tom Hanks. In fact, it was during Hanks fifth hosting appearance in December of 1990  (and before fifteen of Baldwin&#8217;s sixteen hosting turns) when we first learned about the existence of the exclusive club, with a young Conan O&#8217;Brien (going by the alias &#8220;Sean&#8221;) presenting Hanks with his club robe. For the first time in just over twenty-two years we revisited this VIP lounge this past Saturday night, with Timberlake receiving his robe from another O&#8217;Brien, <em>SNL </em>writer and <a title="7 Minutes in Heaven" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/7minutesinheaven" target="_blank"><em>7 Minutes in Heaven</em> </a>star Mike O&#8217;Brien. Martin, Simon and Hanks were once again present, as well as fellow club members Chevy Chase and <a title="Candice Bergen SNL Toonces the Cat" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/277103" target="_blank">Candice Bergen</a> (and non-club but former cast members Dan Ackroyd and Martin Short). But shockingly absent from the distinguished proceedings was Five Timer Elliott Gould, who helped initiate Hanks back in &#8217;90. Sure, by that time Gould hadn&#8217;t hosted for ten years, and hasn&#8217;t in the twenty-two since, but once a Five Timer always a Five Timer, right? In fact, Gould was the third host to join the club (behind Buck Henry and Martin), which essentially makes him a charter member. So why then has Gould essentially been excommunicated from <em>Saturday Night Live?</em> Why has someone who was so instrumental and loyal in those early <em>SNL </em>years become a persona non-grata at the Five Timers Club? Was it <a title="Elliott Gould Friends" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqNRm7PYd1Y" target="_blank">his role on </a><em><a title="Elliott Gould Friends" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqNRm7PYd1Y" target="_blank">Friends</a>? </em>A falling out with Don Pardo? Or, perhaps <a title="Ocean's 11 Reuben - Elliott Gould" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mJf24luhuo" target="_blank">he and his friends</a> stole from Lorne? Most likely, while fellow club members Martin and Baldwin climb <a title="Alec Baldwin Steve Martin SNL Platinum Club" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/4260" target="_blank">higher and higher into the double digits</a>, we&#8217;ll never know why Gould has been away for over two decades, whether by banishment or by self-righteous declaration of independence. No matter what though, they can never take away his pool privileges.</p>
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<p><span style="line-height:1.7;">Btw, Lindsay Lohan is one hosting appearance away from joining the club. Should she be tapped for that fifth time, expect stricter membership requirements to follow soon after.</span></p>
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