<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Jumped The Snark]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://jumpedthesnark.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[skeim01]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://jumpedthesnark.com/author/skeim01/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Jimmy Fallon Has No&nbsp;Mercy]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Jimmy Fallon and <em>Late Night</em> were already on a roll last week, thanks in large part to New York Mets ace/<a title="Matt Harvey Mens Journal" href="http://www.mensjournal.com/magazine/matt-harvey-young-gun-in-the-big-city-20130715" target="_blank">budding fashionista</a> <a title="Matt Harvey Jimmy Fallon" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0D8V0dCbf8" target="_blank">Matt Harvey</a> and <del>ripped</del> <em>RIPD</em> star <a title="Ryan Reynolds Jimmy Fallon Water War" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzDuwNmPcCY" target="_blank">Ryan Reynolds</a>, but they saved the best for last, and in doing so perhaps experienced their finest hour yet. In a flight of fancy that could only have been ripped directly from the pages of our diary, Fallon did the impossible , reuniting the legendary [and fictional] rock band <a title="Jesse &amp; the Rippers " href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uQycMqM9uY" target="_blank">Jesse &amp; the Rippers</a>, fronted by heartthrob and dedicated uncle, Jesse <del>Cochran</del> Katsopolis. They said it couldn&#8217;t be done, mostly because the band never actually existed, but <em>Late Night</em> has demonstrated time and time again that they have no interest in getting bogged down with details and logic and whether or not something is quote-unquote real. That&#8217;s for Leno to do.</p>
<p>And in proving once again that there&#8217;s an undeniable and insatiable appetite for everything <del>we love and hold dear and want to keep only for ourselves</del> <a title="Late Night Saved by the Bell" href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/saved-by-the-bell-reunion-update-3/n14572/" target="_blank">90s nostalgia</a>, the performance, a blistering mega-mix of their greatest hits, was an instant sensation, showing once and for all that Jesse &amp; his Rippers were indeed ahead of their time and only through the benefit of reflection and the passing of decades has their genius been truly appreciated. Would we want to see J &amp; the R mount full-scale reunion with a never-ending world tour and a hit new record? Of course. But if Jesse never dons his leather vest again or lifts his guitar strap over his shoulder or raises a fine-toothed comb to feather his hairt, we&#8217;ll forever have &#8220;<a title="Forever Jesse &amp; the Rippers" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCOOI9IETCI" target="_blank">Forever</a>.&#8221;</p>
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<p>And not only did they did pull off a miracle with this one TGIF night only performance, they topped it off with Mrs. Jesse &amp; the Rippers herself, Becky Donaldson. Talk about get out of my dreams and into my car!</p>
<p>And bonus points for reviving the ghost of <em>21 Jump Street</em>&#8216;s <a title="Captain Jekno 21 Jump Street" href="http://images.tvrage.com/cguide/13/2695.jpg" target="_blank">Captain Jenkno</a> to play guitar (or is that <a title="Boober Fraggle" href="http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Boober_Fraggle" target="_blank">Boober Fraggle</a>?).</p>
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