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<blockquote><p>If you don&#8217;t mind, can you translate this? I want to know exactly what they&#8217;re saying, seeing how it&#8217;s Kura Sushi and all, and they don&#8217;t seem to have any issues with eating squid and octopus.</p></blockquote>
<p>They attached a series of shots that had the dialogue in question, so I took a look and added a translation below! Raw text can be found after the image itself. Thanks for providing the dialogue, and wow I guess they really <em>don&#8217;t</em> have any issue with eating their own kind. xD</p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">Note: Japanese food names have been translated as best as I could for one who may not be familiar with them (such as Takoyaki or Tako-oden becoming Fried Octopus and Octo Mixed Dish)</p>
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<p>Raw Text + Translation:</p>
<p>くら寿司</p>
<p>Kura Sushi</p>
<p>どっちが好き<br />
「いか」<br />
「たこ」</p>
<p>Which do you prefer?<br />
&#8220;Squid&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Octopus&#8221;</p>
<p>あおり<br />
むてん　くらずし　プレゼッツスシネタ　対決・・！！</p>
<p>Callie<br />
Muten Kurazushi presents a Sushi-related Showdown!</p>
<p>ほたる<br />
お～！パチパチパチ～</p>
<p>Marie<br />
Ooh~! *Clap clap clap*</p>
<p>あおり<br />
対決するのは・・・<br />
おまい味わいがたまらない「いか」！と</p>
<p>Callie<br />
There&#8217;s the &#8220;Squid&#8221; flavor<br />
which is so sweet it hurts! And&#8230;</p>
<p>ほたる<br />
コリっとした歯ごたえ　ウマみたっぷり「たこ」～</p>
<p>Marie:<br />
The super chewy but flavorful &#8220;Octopus&#8221; flavor~</p>
<p>あおり<br />
今回はまたストレートなお題だねー<br />
これは文句なしで　イカでしょ！</p>
<p>Callie:<br />
This is a straightforward one, huh?<br />
Clearly, Squid is the right choice!</p>
<p>ほたる<br />
うんにゃ、<br />
アタシはタコかな～</p>
<p>Marie:<br />
Hmmm~<br />
I think I&#8217;ll go with Octopus~</p>
<p>あおり<br />
えー！　だってイカには　いろいろあるよ？<br />
真イカ　コウイカ　ソデイカ！</p>
<p>Callie:<br />
Huhh?! But there are so many different types of squids, you know.<br />
Common Squids, Golden Cuttlefish, Flying Squids&#8230;</p>
<p>ほたる<br />
タコだって　いろいろあるっしょ<br />
タコワサ　タコ飯　タコカルパッチョ</p>
<p>Marie:<br />
But there are various Octopi too!<br />
Octo-Wasabi, Octo Rice, Octo Carapaccio&#8230;</p>
<p>あおり<br />
ちょっとちょっと！<br />
それ　おスシの　ネタじゃないじゃん！</p>
<p>Callie:<br />
Wait, wait!<br />
Those aren&#8217;t types of sushi though!</p>
<p>ほたる<br />
おでんのタコも　いいよね～</p>
<p>Marie:<br />
Octo-Oden is the best though~</p>
<p>あおり<br />
うぬぬぬぬ・・・！　それなら　こっちも<br />
ｲｶソーメンに　ｲｶリングに　ｲｶ焼を！</p>
<p>Callie:<br />
You blockhead&#8230;! Fine, if you want to play it that way,<br />
There are Squid Noodles, Squid Rings, and Fried Squid!</p>
<p>ほたる<br />
そだ、タコ焼を　忘れてた</p>
<p>Marie:<br />
That&#8217;s right&#8230;there&#8217;s Fried Octopus too!</p>
<p>あおり<br />
むーー！　ほたるちゃん　ずるい！<br />
アタシも　タコ焼を食べたい！</p>
<p>Callie:<br />
Oh you&#8230;! You&#8217;re a sly one bringing<br />
that up, Marie! Now I want to eat<br />
Fried Octopus too!</p>
<p>ほたる<br />
コリャ　キマリだな</p>
<p>Marie:<br />
Anyway, these are the rules&#8230;</p>
<p>あおり<br />
・・・てなウケで　みなさん<br />
ロビー前から　投票よろしくね！</p>
<p>Callie:<br />
Right&#8230; everyone, please vote for<br />
your favorites in the lobby!</p>
<p>ほたる<br />
投票したら　フェスト散りれてるか・<br />
カスタマイズで　チェックよろ～</p>
<p>Marie:<br />
After your vote,<br />
Be sure to check your customizable options!</p>
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