<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Life, the Obstacle Course]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://lifetheobstaclecourse.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[taurusingemini]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://lifetheobstaclecourse.wordpress.com/author/taurusingemini/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Truth abut the Happily Ever Afters in&nbsp;Life&#8230;]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;">Here&#8217;s the B-E-F-O-R-E&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="mainImage" title="檢視來源圖片" src="https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M08aa2efb58ebd03e8e0502cf858d9c9aH0&amp;pid=15.1" alt="snow white eating poison apple 的圖片結果" /></p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Wow, it’d, started, raining, no, POURING down, on your PARADE, didn’t it??? Oh well, ‘cuz you ain’t in charge of the WEATHER!!!</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">The truth about the happily ever afters in life, is that they don’t EXIST, that life is hard, and fate’s sometimes, cruel, and, there’s NO pot of gold, at the end of that rainbow, and, traveling down that <em>Golden Brick Road </em>doesn’t necessarily, lead you home again!</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">and the after&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img src="https://i0.wp.com/s1.favim.com/orig/8/apple-bitten-poison-snow-white-Favim.com-169126.jpg" /></p>
<p style="text-align:center;">The truth about the happily ever afters in life, is that you just, don’t WAKE up out of your separate comatose, because some moronic ASShole (as that, is ALL you guys are to me!!!) kissed you tenderly on those “rosy pilgrims” (like in <em>R&amp;J???)</em>…</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">As <em>Sleeping Beauty touched the spinning jenny&#8230;</em></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img src="https://whatdisneyprincessestaughtmeaboutcollege.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/sleepingbeauty.jpg" />from the cartoon by <em>Disney</em></p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">The truth about the happily ever afters in life, they’d, kept from you, because they knew, that life was, WAY too cruel, that you won’t be able to, handle the trials, ‘cuz, look at them, how well, ARE they handling it? Not the least bit well, and, they’re, a whole lot older than Y-O-U are!</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">The truth about the happily ever afters in life, is that, reality’s cruel, and it will, BREAK you down, make you crawl on all fours (just like a good doggie!!!), and, you will, gravel, beg, cry for mercy, but there is, N-O-N-E, and that, is the COLD hard TRUTH about what those happily ever afters in life entailed………</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">and the result???</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img src="https://i0.wp.com/media.thedailytouch.com/2013/12/sleepingbeauty.jpg" />not my cartoon footage still&#8230;</p>
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