<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Life, the Obstacle Course]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://lifetheobstaclecourse.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[taurusingemini]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://lifetheobstaclecourse.wordpress.com/author/taurusingemini/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[A Ghost, Floating in Our&nbsp;Hallways]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p align="center"><span lang="EN-US" style="margin:0;font-family:'Lucida Handwriting';"><span style="color:#000000;">There’s, this ghost, that’s, floating in our hallways, I’m now, convinced, and it just, keeps on, turning on that GOD damn hallway light as it’d, floated outside, to do GOD knows what!!!  </span></span></p>
<p align="center"><span lang="EN-US" style="margin:0;font-family:'Lucida Handwriting';"><span style="color:#000000;">Can someone tell me, how HARD is it to do this???  Not my animation&#8230;</span></span></p>
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<p align="center"><span lang="EN-US" style="margin:0;font-family:'Lucida Handwriting';"><span style="color:#000000;">and, it doesn&#8217;t take that MUCH muscle power in your entire body, just the finger too!!!  </span></span></p>
<p align="center"><span lang="EN-US" style="margin:0;font-family:'Lucida Handwriting';"><span style="color:#000000;">Now, normally, I really couldn’t give a F***ING rat’s ass about it, but, there’s, this increase in the electricity charges, and, the residents are splitting up the costs of the shared electricity, and last month, we got charged, MORE for the shared portion, than our own bills, if you can believe it…</span></span></p>
<p align="center"><span lang="EN-US" style="margin:0;font-family:'Lucida Handwriting';"><span style="color:#000000;">A ghost, floating in our hallways, and, every time it’d come out to “play”, it’d always, drifted toward our side of the building and FLIP on that steady light switch!  I mean, the sensor light switch is flipped on already, and from before, as the lights turned on too slowly in the hallways, we’d, reported it, and the maintenance had, fixed it too, so, WHY the F*** (pardon my FRENCH here!!!) would ANYBDOY still turn the lights on, huh?</span></span></p>
<p align="center"><span lang="EN-US" style="margin:0;font-family:'Lucida Handwriting';"><span style="color:#000000;">Unless, unless ONE of the residents on this floor, is, BLIND, then, s/he has NO business, going out anyways, so, that still wouldn’t, pose as a problem!</span></span></p>
<p align="center"><span lang="EN-US" style="margin:0;font-family:'Lucida Handwriting';"><span style="color:#000000;">And, we’re in the M-I-D-S-T of an ENERGY CRISIS here too!!!</span></span></p>
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