You missed out, ‘cuz you got, too caught up, with your HEAD up your ASS, to even realize, hey, I need to, act right, I need to be there, when you were, growing up, and, oopsy, you’d, missed all of our, important milestones of life, including, but not limited to: children of our own, marriage, divorce, ‘cuz that’s what we’re, bound to do, ‘cuz you NEVER had the GUTS or the BALLS (not literally!) to!

You missed out, and, it’s still NOT my fault, I still grew up, without you, and I’d raised my self up, into, this beautiful (and your point being???  Still got my HUGE E-G-O intact here, ‘k???), strong woman, and no, I still don’t need you, not now, not ever, and that, is that.

You will NEVER get the time you’d missed with your children back, and, if they turned out as I had, well, they’re lucky, but if they don’t, well, that’s, entirely ALL your faults, god damn PARENTS, now BEHAVE!!!