I saw Me Before You tonight — I am a sucker for a chick flick, and Sam Claflin’s quite perfect jawline. I haven’t read the book, nor do I plan on it. But I feel like if I get some thoughts out on it, maybe I can move past it (and by watching Zombieland — thank you MTV.)

• Why can’t her dad find a job? Why does it fall to the daughters to pay for the household?
• Jenna Coleman’s character is a single mom — who what how?
• ….Could I pull off Jenna Coleman’s haircut? (No Meg. No you can’t.)
• Does anyone else think Matthew Lewis is looking a little too thin? I’m worried about you bud. I hope you’re doing good.
• This is just a manic pixie dream girl trope. Why is everyone getting teary-eyed?
• Okay. The mom breaking down made me tear up. I swear I’ve seen that look in my own mom’s eyes and that does it.
• Emilia Clarke’s shoes are all wonderful and I need to know where to buy them.
• And how to walk in heels on cobblestone paths.

• ….no one is going to explain how or why this dude’s parents own a castle, but no title?
• I have confusing thoughts on assisted suicide now.
  • Seriously, I’m conflicted as hell.
  • But I still found him to be a selfish prat.
• Some people want a small-town life and can we stop trying to shame them for it?
• Why can’t I pull off the side braid? Maybe I can pull off Jenna Coleman’s haircut.
• God thank god for some real live flirting. Not just movie crap flirting.
• …But we all recognize that she essentially cheated on Patrick right? Like, I get that the guy wasn’t meant to be deep or anything, but god I felt bad for him.
• Really the person I felt for the most was the mom. What does that say about me?
• Seriously. Seriously. I want to be able to pull off Jenna Coleman’s hair.